(Source: not-a-comedian)
my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.”
“who’s older?”
“I am older than Jack”
the prettiest princess you ever did see
he’s so happy to be a princess
this is genuinely one of the saddest things i have ever read
Oh my god
made me realize things. what a sad thing..
(Source: spencermadsen)
